Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts Achievements

Today brings forth news of what Achievements Xbox 360 users can expect to find when they take off for adventure in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. And some of them? They're fairly amusing.

Open Nuts? Pointless Collector? Next-next Gen? Golden Shower? Super Banjo Galaxy? At least they've got a good sense of humor about the whole thing.

The list comes up just shy of 50, with 49 Achievements to be earned. Find out what they are, how to get them, and what they're worth below:

* Pointless Collector 10g – Take part in the L.O.G badge collector challenge at the start of the game in Spiral Mountain
* Open Nuts 10g – Place the Nutty Acres game globe on it's plinth in Showdown Town
* Next-next Gen 10g – Place the LOGBOX 720 game globe on it's plinth in Showdown Town
* History Lesson 15g – Place the Banjo land game globe on it's plinth in Showdown Town
* Let the games begin 15g – Place the Jiggoseum game globe on it's plinth in Showdown Town
* Super Banjo Galaxy 20g – Place the Terrarium of Terror game globe on it's plinth in Showdown Town
* My First Bank 10g – Bank your first jiggy in Showdown Town
* Little Banker 20g – Bank 10 jiggies in Showdown Town
* Big Banker 30g – Bank 30 jiggies in Showdown Town
* Shower of Gold 40g – Bank 131 jiggies in Showdown Town
* Pimped Up 20g – Complete the Showdown Town shopping trolley with parts won from Grunty battles
* Witch Hunt 50g – Defeat Grunty at the end of the game
* My First Trophy 10g – Earn a TT trophy from any challenge
* Few Trophy Points 20g – Earn 10 TT trophies from any challenges
* More Trophy Points 30g – Earn 30 TT trophies from any challenges
* A Lot Of Trophy Points 40g – Earn 60 TT trophies from any challenges
* Be Crateful 15g – Find & return two crates to Mumbo's Motors
* Blueprint Buyout 15g – Buy a blueprint from Humba in Showdown Town
* Roid Rage 15g – Train Banjo once in the Showdown Town Gym
* Start to free the Showdown Six 15g – Free and re-house a Jingo in Showdown Town
* Vigilante 15g – Lock up a Minjo in Showdown Town
* Bingo 20g – Complete a line on the Bingo card at King Jingaling's Palace
* Stop & Swap 0g – Return a Stop & Swap crate to Mumbo's Motors
* BBQ Beef 20g – In Nutty Acres they take their steaks well done
* Massive Damage 20g – Aim at the 10 legs for massive damage
* Test Your Strength 20g – Roll up, show the whole of Banjo Lad how strong you are
* Great Balls Of Fire 20g – Take a heavy ball around the Jiggoseum and get a burning sensation
* Ultimate Combo 20g – More than a 3-hit combo in Terranium of Terror
* Floater In The Pipe 20g – Eurgh! That's not going to help the Test-o-Track plumbing
* Burn the Witch 20g - Showdown Town witch hunt
* Head For Heights 20g – Find the best view in Showdown Town
* Fuzz Off 20g – Officer down, officer down
* Speedy Of The Colossus 25g – Build a vehicle with 200 or more blocks and go over a set speed
* Minimalist 25g – Build a vehicle with 5 blocks or less and go over a set speed
* Whoa Nelly 25g – Travel in a vehicle over a set speed
* Arcade N00b 10g - Finish the first level of Klungo's arcade game
* Arcade Pwner 30g – Finish all levels of Klungo's arcade game
* Sunday League 20g – Played in and completed a multiplayer series
* Premier League 40g Played in and completed a marathon multiplayer game series
* What's That Smell 10g – Play an XboxLIVE multiplayer game against a Banjo team member or someone who has
* Bit Of Blue 10g – Share a blueprint with another player or friend over XboxLIVE, or save 20 blueprints
* Crapparazzi 10g – Take a photo and upload to XboxLIVE, or upload 5 photos
* Caught On Camera 10g – Send a video replay to a friend over XboxLIVE
* Paint Your Wagon 10g – Paint any part of your vehicle in Mumbo's Garage
* High 5's All-Round 10g – Be on winning team in a ranked team game
* All My Own Work 20g - Win ranked solo game with custom vehicle
* Too Easy 10g – Win a ranked solo race by reversing over the line
* Too Easy Too 20g - Win a ranked solo race by running or swimming over the line
* Are You Trophy Thomas? 40g – Win 20 XboxLive ranked multiplayer games