Re: The thread of ULTIMATE hardcore awesome for owners of the best game ever

[Kamizoroe]

Yeah, he blew up one of mine too.

[buzzbuzz312]

Yeah, he blew up one of mine too.

No you did after I told you to.

[Roosetifer]

He got me in trouble with gangs etc.

[Kamizoroe]

He killed my family.

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

Will and I are en route to the nearest Chinese Encampment to drop the MOAB. That is, The Mother Of All Bombs.

Exciting stuff.

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

....


I LOVE the MOAB.

[T2 Hodgie]

....


I LOVE the MOAB.

I was one mission away from getting my hands on that'r babe. ='( ...My dad looks so sad and guilty tonight - should I forgive him, or use this to get him to buy me a game xD =P Haha!

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

....


I LOVE the MOAB.

I was one mission away from getting my hands on that'r babe. ='( ...My dad looks so sad and guilty tonight - should I forgive him, or use this to get him to buy me a game xD =P Haha!

Just nab all of the Allies' HVTs and you can buy them yourself from the Shop.

What's he guilty about? He didn't rape you did he? >=(

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

Oh, and guyz... I found out that once you've completed the story, you can buy the Tactical Nukes from Eva for $1M each.

Happy Armageddon!

[T2 Hodgie]

He started a new save and "accidentally" saved over my data. :'( ..So yea, he raped me xD

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

He started a new save and "accidentally" saved over my data. :'( ..So yea, he raped me xD

KILL HIM.

But make him buy you a new game first.

[T2 Hodgie]

Haha!! xD .."Dad, I know you didn't mean to do it, but I really spent a lot of time on that game... Maybe a new game will make me feel better."

=P

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

Haha!! xD .."Dad, I know you didn't mean to do it, but I really spent a lot of time on that game... Maybe a new game will make me feel better."

=P

How about "Fuck you, father. You owe me a new game you little piss-ant"?

[T2 Hodgie]

Replace piss-ant with cock-slap and we're getting somewhere!!

[T2 Hodgie]

Oh shit... My XBL GOLD ran out. - £40 please daddyoh!

[Roosetifer]

Timmy n Hodgii no doubl postin, this a propar forumz obey the rulz plzz.

In other news i need help with the annoying boat mission.

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

Timmy n Hodgii no doubl postin, this a propar forumz obey the rulz plzz.

In other news i need help with the annoying boat mission.

I'll double post if I want....

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

... Bitch.

[Roosetifer]

... Bitch.

No double posting plea...

Oh i see what you did there.

[T2 Hodgie]

Yeah well at least I know what I'm doing with Jake .

Your obviously doing something rong, 'cos tails is awesome to play with,

Yeah, sorry guys - I got a little carried away. I guess I just don't know what to do when playing with Tails. It seems that I always do things that he doesn't like...
...At least you know how to please him Jake. You seem to enjoy playing with Bruce. (Y)

[Paratrooper]

Tehe, Jake knows how to please DJBruce.

[Tails]

Tehe, Jake knows how to please DJBruce.

And what's that supposed to mean .

[Paratrooper]

I was insinuating that Jake knew how to please you sexually.

[Timmy_the_tortoise]

Tehe, Jake knows how to please DJBruce.

And what's that supposed to mean .

It's called innuendo, mate.

In this case, it's Jake in your end..... ow.

[Tails]

I was insinuating that Jake knew how to please you sexually.

I knew that .

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